So, the other night, I was wandering through my dreams in an unmarked white van.
I filled the back of the van with about a dozen happy Labrador puppies. This way, I could attract children.
I found neighborhood children and lured them into the van, where they could watch movies and play with puppies.
The end-goal of my nefarious scheme: turn the children into ducks!
Muah ha hahaha!