Water Wars

This morning’s melodrama brought to you from the shower:

Hot water. Ahh.

Warm water. Well… good enough.

Hot water again. Ahh. Shampoo… try to wake up. Eyes still closed.

ICE! We’re heading for frigid waters, Captain!

Quickly! We’ve got to turn this thing around!

I can’t do it! We’ll never get to warmer waters as long as the upstairs neighbors are stealing all the water!

Man the cannons! Fire back! Turn off all the cold water! We’ll steal all the hot water and freeze them out!

It’s working, Captain! The water’s getting warmer!

Ahh, good…

And now I’m scalding.

Upstairs neighbors! ♦



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