It’s been a while since we’ve done this, so here goes – there are a lot of people out there in cyberspace, searching for a lot of weird things. Here are a few of the weirdest search terms from my blog readers:
- biohazard sign
You would not believe how many times a week people search for this.
- i hate james bond
So do I, good citizen. So do I.
- miley cyrus shower video
I’m so glad you came to my blog instead.
- autobiography of a chocolate cake by written
…by written what? By written means? By written notice? Oh, no – I understand. The chocolate cake must have been eaten while it was writing its own autobiography! Oh, poor cake. I pine for you.
- lessons from a fish out of water
Don’t breathe sand.
- the platypus and god
This should be a sitcom, starring Colin Mochrie as the platypus and James Earl Jones as God.
- the 5 signs of civilization
Written language, chocolate milk, nachos, commercial trade, and western bacon cheeseburgers.
- sled climb mishap
Odd. Usually the mishaps occur on the way down.
- biohazard sign for boys
Is this an academic term for cooties?
- staines glass of jesus 16th street baptist church in birmingham alabama
*stained. But aside from the oddly specific search term, you’ve come to exactly the right blog.
- creepy spiders in the world
Yes, there certainly are.
- i am concerned about the blueberries
Another hilarious search term roundup: You guys scare me. And amuse me. And then scare me again. (Warning: harsh language.)