I’ve been a bad friend lately, and I just want to apologize. I’m sorry for all those things I said about you. I’m sorry for listening to all the wrong rumors and all the wrong voices. I’m sorry for calling you worthless and stupid and all those other things – I knew I was wrong, I just didn’t really know how to admit it.
Anyways. I should’ve trusted you from the start. I’m sorry it took me so long to figure it out – I guess I just didn’t see how far apart we’d drifted. But I want to start all over again, on the right foot this time.
So, what do you say? Truce? I’ll make us a smoothie. And I promise to give you the benefit of the doubt from here on.