Things I Didn’t Expect to Find in My Bed

Well, folks – it’s time for the grab-bag topic! Today’s list: things I never expected to find in my bed (but have). And yes, kids, we’ll keep this PG.

  • Pencil shavings
  • Vegetables
  • My own shirt (I woke up wearing underwear and one sock. No idea what I was dreaming.)
  • A pound of frozen sausage
  • A human ponytail
  • Love letters
  • Creepy spiders
  • Books
  • A plastic human head
  • An Easter egg with a mustache
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