To Marc, From Al

While we were cleaning one of the buildings on campus, we found a valentine somebody had left behind (sad day). It was a cute little plant with one purple flower at the top, and two very happy-looking balloons, which floated to the ceiling when we tried to pick up the plant. After a quick balloon rescue (which involved a long, curved stick and some standing on tables), we decided to bring it back for our supervisor, Marc.

Marc wasn’t there, so we improvised a quick valentine note for Marc… from Al, one of the morning supervisors. Here’s what we wrote:

(Transcription:)

My dearest Marc,

My love for you burns like a thousand suns! I offer this flower to you as a token of that love. I hope that it will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside like you swallowed a burning cat. As beautiful as this flower is, it could never be more beautiful than your face. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love,

Your Secret Admirer, Al

We think we’re  hilarious. Happy Valentine’s! 

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