Fun Kinds of Bad Things

Here are a few of the mission rules I’ve broken since coming home:

  • Men: hugged.
  • Babies: held.
  • Gum: chewed.
  • Firearms: fired.
  • Movies: watched.
  • Pants: worn.
  • Music: head-banged.
  • Vitamins: skipped.
  • Video games: played.
  • Internet: surfed.
  • 3-point-turn: unassisted.
  • Driving miles: not counted.
  • Laundry: any day of the week.
  • Flirting: … Still working on it.And, in general, I have been unwise and immature in my conduct. This is my report. 
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