The Wordy Shipmates

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You may know Sarah Vowell from NPR, or from The Incredibles. She voiced Violet. Someone heard her on NPR and said, “We have to animate that.” But she’s also a skilled writer and a complete history nerd.

I picked up The Wordy Shipmates a while ago, got distracted by something, and forgot to come back to it. But I finally discovered that a lot of Vowell’s audiobooks are available through my library, and decided to give it another go.

The Wordy Shipmates is about the Massachusetts Bay Colony, those early Puritan Bostonians whose hats we love to make out of construction paper every Thanksgiving in elementary school.  The highlights of this book: complete, well-documented, painstakingly researched irreverence. Vowell makes fun of historical figures more accurately than anyone I’ve ever read before.

The drawbacks (lowlights?): the book is so scattered I can’t keep anything straight. It would probably be easier to follow in print, but even so—I can’t tell you how the book was organized, because it wasn’t. In addition to being random, I felt like the book was also an excuse to take side-tangents and political rants. Often, they were funny. Sometimes, they were overkill.

If you deeply hate Ronald Reagan and think Christianity generally is overzealous, you’ll probably find Vowell funnier than I did. As it was, I felt like I was listening to a rant mixed with some fascinating history, and I’d rather just hang out and talk with her than read her work. Still—having lunch with this woman would be incredibly funny. She has a talent for timing her punch lines at exactly the moment you least expect them. It’s Puritan mayhem, and it’s history like I’ve never heard it before. ♦

Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania

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Here’s giving Erik Larson another try after In the Garden of Beasts. I figured my main problem with that one was the protagonists, so I was still willing to listen to Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania.

Pretty much all I remember about the Lusitania from high school is that it was a ship with some Americans on it, the Germans sank it with a submarine, and it dragged America into the war. (I was a little fuzzy on which war.) Also that me and my friends thought it would be funny to make a giant Reuben sandwich on hoagie bread (because that would make it a German sub) and smash it with a sledgehammer, shouting, “Remember the Lusitania!”

So yeah. You could say I came into this with a nearly empty slate.

Turns out, it was World War I, and yes, after having a bunch of Americans killed by German U-boats—the most public victim being the Lusitania—Woodrow Wilson reluctantly called for war. But Erik Larson’s book is a detailed cross-section on the ship itself, its commander, and its passengers—as well as a look at the German submarine captain who sank the boat. Larson has done so much research, he knows what was in each passenger’s luggage, and how much it cost them when their suitcases went down with the ship. He has detailed descriptions of each survivor’s last moments aboard the ship, which makes it far more tragic when he reveals who didn’t survive. And for the first time, the politics of it seems to make sense to me. There’s a lot of political decisions that were made behind closed doors, and have since come to light.

It’s a good military history, surprisingly detailed and surprisingly tragic. I would recommend it to anyone interested in learning more about World War I, even if you’ve been put off by how dry the subject can be. Larson does a good job with it. ♦

The Glorious Cause

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The Glorious Cause, by Jeff Shaara, is easier to follow than David McCullough’s 1776, primarily because it’s told as a novel instead of a factual account. I’d sooner recommend The Glorious Cause, unless you’re looking for a textbook. But the main thing I’ve learned from both of these books is that I learned absolutely nothing about the American Revolution in school.

Here’s what I already thought about the American Revolution: King George III was an idiot, and literally insane. He raised taxes for stupid reasons, the American people got mad, things escalated, and the colonies declared independence. There was a battle at Bunker Hill involving bayonets and some quote about “the whites of their eyes.” Then there were some other battles, and George Washington led us all to grand victory against General Cornwallis by crossing the Delaware River in the middle of the night to mount a surprise attack on those stupid Hessian mercenaries on Christmas Day.

I can’t even begin to list the ways this was all wrong, but here are a few things I’ve learned:

  • King George wasn’t crazy until years after the Revolution.
  • The fighting had already begun before Congress declared independence.
  • Washington crossed the Delaware near the beginning of the war, not the end. It was just the first real victory we had to celebrate, so we made it a big deal.
  • British people besides Cornwallis existed. Generals Howe and Clinton, for example.
  • The French joined our side. Thank you, Benjamin Franklin, for your diplomatic presence.
  • “Molly Pitcher,” that famous woman who took her dead husband’s place at the cannon, was from this war, not the Civil War.
  • General Charles Lee (existed, and) was an arrogant, useless pile of crap.
  • Benedict Arnold wasn’t a British patriot. He just betrayed the Americans so he could get more money for his high-maintenance wife. Who was also a pile of crap.
  • Nathanael Greene (existed, and) basically arranged food for the entire American army. In addition to winning half the war.

I could go on. Let’s just say I’m really disappointed in American public education, and in my own study habits. I got a degree in history. From an American university. I really should have known all of this. ♦

1776

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This has been my first David McCullough book, and I’ve got to say… I’m not super impressed. Like, I didn’t actively dislike it, I’m just not impressed.

I think part of the reason I’m not impressed is because I studied history in college. David McCullough is a popular history writer, not an academic history writer. That means that the academic community eyes him with suspicion. He might not do his research properly. He may not cite his courses in perfect Chicago-style format. He might make it interesting. (Shudder.)

And actually, this suspicion made me expect great things from 1776. So often, popular history writers sacrifice accuracy for the sake of good writing. (Guns, Germs, and Steel is notorious for this: historians don’t like to claim to know why history turned out the way it did. They just want theories.) So I was expecting beautiful writing, dramatic battle scenes, memorable characters…something. And what I got was a little more exciting than my high school textbooks.

That might mean McCullough focuses on accuracy. But so does Jeff Shaara, and I just checked out a copy of his novel The Glorious Cause, which is also about the American Revolution. We’ll see how they compare. ♦

Roots

I got a part-time job last week, doing custodial work in the wee hours of the morning. Which sounds miserable, but it’s actually been awesome. I get up before anyone, I get to go to bed early, and I have three to four hours a day to listen to audiobooks while I vacuum. And if I put my app on double-speed, I can get through over a hundred pages in a shift!

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Which is why I finished Roots in only about a week. From what I heard, a lot of people were disillusioned when they discovered that Alex Haley made up most of the story line for Roots, since it’s about his family history. But I can’t figure out how you would read the whole book and be surprised by that; the last few chapters describe his methods, and he openly admits that the only real facts he had were his lineage and a few place names.

Whether or not you expected accuracy, Roots was an incredibly important book for Americans. It provided a stark, biting narrative about what daily family life was like for a slave, and showed how problems could be inherited from generation to generation. It illustrated over a hundred years of Black American history, and grieved Black American pain. And for one of the first times, a popular book celebrated the African heritage of Black America, describing Africans as proud, civilized people.

Now that I’m done with the history lesson—Roots is a great book. It’s not always a riveting book: it doesn’t follow the “hero’s journey,” there’s no clear climax in the middle, etc. It’s a long, sometimes tedious narrative of an African man named Kunta Kinte and his descendants, with their troubles and triumphs. But it’s a rich book, with very rounded characters and heart-wrenching challenges. And while it might not be exactly what Alex Haley’s ancestors went through, you know it’s all based on real slave experiences, and that makes it even more cutting.

As a White reader, I was impressed with how well the book showed the persecution and suspicion between races. At the same time, it doesn’t cast a shadow of blame across all White Americans. Haley gave me a perspective of why Blacks during specific time periods wouldn’t (and shouldn’t) have trusted Whites, without making me feel guilty for my own skin color. That’s rarely done well.

This is a long book. But if you’re looking for a better understanding of Black American history—without wading through a history textbook—this is the perfect way to get it. ♦

Twenty Centuries of English History

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The one available used copy on Amazon.

About ten years ago, I was perusing a used bookstore in St. George, Utah, and stumbled upon a really cool book.

And by “really cool,” what I actually mean is “really old.” I had just graduated high school, had a little bit of a cultish attachment to books, and found a book that was published in 1889. I automatically assumed that it was rare, valuable, collectible, and must be high-quality. Plus, it was from England. And if American television has taught me nothing else, everything from England is high-quality.

I brought it back home with me, put it on my shelf, and called myself a collector. And then I forgot about it for about a decade.

I finally got around to cracking the old thing open this year, and discovered this book (Twenty Centuries of English History) is, in fact, a history book (as I suspected.) More than that, though, I’m pretty sure it was a textbook. It’s got lots of references to other works I’ve never heard of (probably because they’re outdated and out of print), and it frequently refers to events I’m not familiar with. But, even after almost 130 years, it’s still an interesting book.

Reading an English history—from an English perspective put American history more into a global focus for me. And also kind of made me feel insignificant. I mean, the entire (glorious, crucial, inspired) American Revolution is covered in about 2 paragraphs, where the author says that the colonists were good Englishmen who knew they were getting a bad rap. So they revolted, and the British decided it wasn’t worth the fight.

Not the story you hear in American textbooks. We were taught that we fought a glorious, bloody war, and neatly trounced our British oppressors.

It’s also very interesting to read such an old English perspective; very little is said about the Irish, and it’s seldom flattering. Same goes for most of the English colonies of the time, although the author seems to be puzzled as to why the Indians and Afghans would be so easily irritated. I think I’d like to get a much more modern English history, so I can see how times have changed.

I would recommend this book to anyone who enjoys English history—although it might be a little hard to get your hands on one. It’s not really worth much, but it’s not exactly flying off the shelves at Barnes & Noble. ♦

The Lost Symbol

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Dan Brown is best known for The Da Vinci Code. Of course, after loving the fast-action code-breaking of Da Vinci, I started reading other Dan Brown books. The Lost Symbol grabbed my attention because it’s about Freemasons, and I’m already interested in them.

Like all Dan Brown novels, The Lost Symbol certainly shouldn’t be taken as historical fact; but Brown does his research well enough to still tell an excellent story that’s mostly based on truth, with just enough fiction to spin it all wildly out of control. Having said that, I’m starting to see through his edge-of-your-seat writing to the tried-and-true formulas that he always seems to use:

  • The first scene will be gripping and morbid. Probably a death and subsequent disfigurement. Although in this one, it’s just death threats.
  • The next scene is usually the one introducing Robert Langdon, who is in his forties but still in excellent shape due to swimming laps. Emphasis is placed on how in-shape he is for his age. Also, women desire him, but he’s not really sure why.
  • In a few scenes, we’ll introduce the villain. He is naked. The reason he is naked is so Brown can describe how toned and intimidating his body is; nobody else (besides the reader) is present. The villain (a man) is also naked because he is somehow obsessed with his body, and paying special attention to it. In this case, reveling in weird tattoos.
  • Now for the female interest: mousy science nerd who is still irresistibly attractive. She is also not aware of how attractive she is. She is conveniently single, and Langdon’s age. At some point during this first introduction, Brown will describe her skin as “Mediterranean.”

I could go on, but I won’t. The main thing is, Brown is predictable. If you don’t like his writing style, you don’t need to bother reading any more; they’re all pretty much the same. The good news is, if you like his writing style, you’re probably going to like everything he writes. The Lost Symbol actually did surprise me a few times, it delivered all the action and suspense I wanted, and told me a great deal about American history and Freemasonry that I didn’t know (and should probably fact-check.) At any rate, it piqued my interest.

If you like action movies/books, this is a great one. If you want high literature, you should read something else. But this book is an excellent ride.

Angels, Vikings, Flags, and Stuff

Today we ate lunch with my mom and brother at the train station. As we walked home around 2pm, we passed by the site of the new Provo Temple, still under construction, and suddenly Ethan remembered they were putting the Angel Moroni on top at 2:30. The “Angel Moroni” statue tops many LDS temples, a symbol of an ancient prophet blowing a fanfare, announcing the gospel to the nations. We sat on the steps of the courthouse building across the street, where over a hundred others huddled and talked. As we watched the crane and construction workers maneuver the statue into place, the crowd started singing “The Spirit of God” and other hymns. I had a sore throat – so I only hummed along – but the whole experience gave me chills. It was beautiful, and when the statue rested safely on top, facing east, a few kindergarten-age kids started clapping and cheering, and everybody joined in. I’m glad we stopped.

I’m also glad we stopped on the way home to see a shop I’ve explored before. I keep trying to get Ethan into this store, and for some reason, we just never make the time. Well, today was that day!

The store is called “Flags and Stuff.” And that’s what they sell. As you go into the store, you walk slap-bang into a display of brass sculpted Viking warriors. And then you navigate your way around a display of dream-catchers and a shelf of Duck Dynasty paraphernalia and find that the entire right-hand section of the store is devoted to international flags.

Like, seriously. Just flags. Name a country. They’ve got it. Cambodia: check. Ghana: check. Chile: check. Pirate: several. And in just about every size out there. Ethan went into Spanish-teacher mode and started rationalizing that, as a future Spanish teacher, all of these things would be useful in his classroom…therefore, he should be able to buy all of them, right? I played “budget good guy” for a while, reminding him that we couldn’t afford all of the flags…

And then I reached the left side of the store. Remember how the right side is all flags?

America. The left side is all America. And not just ‘Murica-style bumper stickers. I mean real, old-fashioned, classy America. As in, I can pick up a facsimile of the Declaration of Independence to put on my wall for 8 bucks. The part of me that wants to be a history teacher went a little crazy. I think the lady who owns the store thought we were funny. We were geeking out all over the place.

Now let’s talk about the owner. Her name is Roseanne. She introduced herself, helped us find stuff, told us all about the shop, told us she’d love to have us help out except she can’t afford to hire anyone right now, and told us about her husband Stan. Stan recently fell down a ladder, broke an ankle and hurt his back, and without insurance (ACA complications), they’re putting things on massive sale to get inventory moving and raise the money to pay for the hospital bills.

Which means two things:
1. Everything in this store is ridiculously cheap. Which makes me want to buy everything in it.
2. Stan and Roseanne are great people, and their store needs more publicity. Which makes me want to drag everyone in there and just freak out all over again.

As we checked out, Roseanne gave us 50% off a book (that was already on sale), just because she couldn’t see charging the full $4 for a book on Chinese history. Then she gave us her business card. And a few postcards with the picture of the Provo Temple we saw earlier in the day. And a free 2014 calendar. We spent $15 total and walked out with two baseball caps, a history book, and a pocket copy of the U.S. Constitution and Declaration of Independence. (Two dollars, people. Pocket constitution. Two dollars. And if you buy over 50, they’re only a buck apiece. I was so tempted to buy more than 50.)

Pirate flags. Bronze Vikings. Old-timey American souvenirs. Foreign keychains. Greatness. If you’re in Provo, go now. It’s on University Avenue. ♦

Civil Rights Saga: Episode 3

Our adventure on Saturday began with a long-sought-after encounter with John Lewis. In the 60’s, John Lewis was one of the leaders of the Civil Rights Movement. When we heard that (now) Congressman John Lewis was going to be coming to practically all the same sites we were – at the same time – we were hoping we could get to talk with him. We were, after all, huge fans.

Our enthusiasm waned when we realized that there was not a chance we were going to come within a stone’s throw of John Lewis. Or, for that matter, of any of the museums he was in. With the Secret Service everywhere and snipers on the rooftops, we made a few U-turns (of questionable legality) and switched our schedule a bit – since it seemed that Mr. Lewis had stolen our itinerary and copied it word for word.

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The Secret Service – not cool, John Lewis.

Once we had switched things up a bit, we ended up at the Rosa Parks museum (sans Secret Service). There was a little re-enactment, as well as a documents from the Montgomery Bus Boycott that went on for a year after Mrs. Parks refused to give up her seat. It was impressive just how humble a woman Rosa Parks was, as well as how well-prepared she was for the crisis: she had taken workshops in nonviolent resistance, she was a secretary for the NAACP, and she was a youth leader. So when she decided she wasn’t going to take it anymore, she knew how to make her simple action into a meaningful protest. Overnight, a woman named JoAnn Robinson initiated a bus boycott that had already been in the making, with Mrs. Parks as the spotlight heroine.

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This quote was quite possibly my favorite part of the whole museum.

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After visiting Rosa Parks, we went to the Freedom Riders museum. These volunteer riders piled into integrated buses, riding north-south in protest of the southern segregation laws. Upon reaching the South, buses were fire-bombed, and occupants were dragged out, beaten viciously, and jailed. After meeting Catherine Burks Brooks previously, we were all super excited to see more of this story. The museum itself was built in an old, segregated Greyhound station, and the exhibits were largely projects from local artists.

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This was the old “colored” entrance to the bus station, bricked in years ago.

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We found a picture of our new friend Catherine Burks Brooks!

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After the Freedom Riders museum, we stopped for lunch at a local BBQ place. This sign was the highlight, and I consider it the pinnacle of neon achievement:

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Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Then we headed to the University of Alabama campus, to meet Reverend Bob Graetz and his wife, Jeannie. The Graetzes were definitely  one of the best parts of the trip for most of us; you can only learn so much from a museum exhibit, but you can learn a whole lot from someone who lived through the event itself. Reverend Graetz was the pastor of a Lutheran church in a Negro community just before the Montgomery Bus Boycott, and he told us about his involvement in the Movement. He and his wife helped their congregation by offering and coordinating carpool rides, and their home was bombed by an angry white community. As a white woman, the Graetzes meant something special to me because they provided an example of  the white “heroes” of the Movement. It reassured me that not all white people of the era were racist.

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Here’s a plug – Reverend Graetz has written a few books, including “A White Preacher’s Memoir” (which I just read – and it is fantastic) and “A White Preacher’s Message on Race And Reconciliation: Based on His Experiences Beginning With the Montgomery Bus Boycott.”

We got to see the house Dr. Martin Luther King and his family lived in while in Montgomery (and I of course forgot to take pictures, so here’s one I kaifed from the internet):

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The porch still bears scars from a bombing.

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Brother Malden with me and Alexis

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And then the Maldens! Nelson Malden was Martin Luther King’s barber, and we got to eat dinner at his and his wife Dean’s house and talk with them about the Movement. Barbershops were a social center of the day, and Brother Malden talked about how Dr. King would come just to sit sometimes and study. (For some reason, I just can’t call these two “Mister” and “Missus”. I automatically call them “Brother” and “Sister” – probably because we sang hymns with them at the end of dinner.)  Brother Malden also talked about how much empowerment the bus drivers took from inflicting simple abuse on the black riders. 

Sister Malden impressed me (and not just with her cooking.) When one member of our group asked how she kept from hating white people for what they’d done, she looked puzzled and asked for the question to be repeated. After the question was repeated a few times, she said, “Why would anybody hate all white people?” She was honestly stunned that anybody would be angry at the whole population for the actions of a few – or even of a majority. She simply didn’t see the Movement in terms of black and white: it was a matter of treating people like they should be, on an individual basis. ♥

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Sister Malden and me

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Happy Black History Month!

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(Photo: Wikipedia.)

Have you ever heard of the Tuskegee Airmen? Well, they’re cool, and here’s why. They fought in World War II, from 1941 to 1945. They were a segregated, black air force squadron, back when white America was still uneasy giving guns to any black soldiers. And if anybody  proved that black soldiers were well worth the “risk,” it was these guys.

In 4 years, they downed 400 enemy aircraft. They didn’t lose a single American plane. These guys were the bomb. And as victorious black WWII veterans started coming home – as heroes – to a segregated America, they began to push even harder for civil rights. War heroes came home and couldn’t find homes or decent jobs. Because the war effort included black soldiers – even though the armed forces were almost entirely segregated – America started to realize that black Americans were worth just as much as white. And the Tuskegee Airmen proved it in style. 

Want to learn more? Here’s a fantastic place to start.